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How to Quickly Fix the U.S. Economy.
Rather than continuing to spin our wheels, here is a practical suggestion:
The Patriotic Retirement Plan
There are about 40 million people over 50 years of age in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance pay for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
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Sounds like a plan to me. Where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteOh no! I forgot about the taxes. I suppose this would be a "tax free" government gift.
Gimme, gimme. I'm in. Where's the line start. Do I take a number?